Hairbreadth Herb
Many years ago there was a comic strip
in the newspapers called Hairbreadth Harry. The hero always had
hairbreadth escapes. Being a small and perpetually economically
challenged company, Hein Restaurant Furniture Co. had more than
its share of narrow escapes.
There was the night the storm drain in the alley behind our shop
plugged up and sent at least a half inch of water through the
shop. My foreman, Elden, who lived in Portland, had a room at
the shop where he stayed through the week. He came out to my home
for dinner and then would return to the shop to sleep.
Usually, he would stay for a while to watch TV. This night he
returned right after dinner to find the shop flooded. He opened
the big roller door and found the storm drain plugged. He tore
off the heavy cast iron drain lid and by hand tore out enough
sand that the water started to go down. He then called us and
my wife and I went down and swept water until we were sure the
furniture was safe.
It was two nights before we were to ship the furniture to the
Kahala Hilton in Honolulu. We had all the major pieces for the
dining room and cocktail lounge ready to ship and they were on
scraps of 15/16" alder which were meant merely to keep pieces
from damage from contact with the concrete floor.
We didn't lose one piece of the furniture that was going to the
hotel that for many years was rated as the fanciest hotel in the
world. If Elden hadn't returned early, we would undoubtedly have
lost most of the furniture and been down the drain along with
the water that didn't go down the drain. Thank you Elden.
Another time we had built all the furniture for the Ocean Shore
Inn. The owners were a high powered real estate firm in Seattle.
The deal was to be financed by a lease agreement. We were to be
paid on completion by a leasing company. This was right at the
time of a big Boeing depression. It was the time that there were
billboards in Seattle saying, "Will the last person leaving
town please turn off the lights".
Right after installation of all the furniture we learned that
the leasing company had backed out. Enter my marvelous banker,
Hank Runkle, at Seattle First National's Queen Anne branch. He
told me to get a lawyer and get a contract signed quickly by the
principles. After Wendell West went bankrupt, we, the creditors,
were called down to Ocean Shores to discuss the situation. The
meeting was taken over by the man from Avco Finance Co., a giant
in the money lending business. When he asked me what I would take
for my contract I said I'd take the principal and I'd forget the
interest. He said, "No, what we had in mind was 50 cents
on the dollar." I asked, "On what day would you like
me to come down and pick up all this furniture?" He then
said, "Oh, no you can't do that, we'll continue the contract
and pay you monthly". Every month I had to call the finance
company to tell them their payment was late.
Finally, the head of Avco's real estate division from California
came in to see me at my office. Again he asked what I would take
for my contract. I said I'd take the principal and skip the interest.
In a week or so I had the total principal. There were many of
the suppliers on that job who were bankrupted. Thank you Hank Runkle.
Another time Gus Johnson, who owned a bar in Fairbanks, Alaska
came into the shop and asked me to fly to Fairbanks and make a
layout for his bar. He paid my airfare and hotel while I was there.
It was the 21st of June, the longest day of the year, and it was
strange seeing kids out riding their bikes at 3 o'clock in the
morning. We agreed on a layout and colors for the furniture and
the price.
The deal was based on my foreman going to Fairbanks and Gus' furnishing
the labor to install. We built the furniture and shipped it and
Elden to Fairbanks. The agreement was that Elden would bring a
check for the balance of the job when he returned. Sure enough,
the check came home with Elden. We put it in the bank. My wife
and I took off for a long Labor Day weekend and went for a great
trip to Glacier National Park. When we returned Tuesday morning
all hell had broken loose. We had checks bouncing all over the
place.
I called Gus in Fairbanks. The minute he answered he knew why
I was calling. He said, "Herb, I gave money to my banker
with instructions that it was to cover your check and he used
it to pay other checks". I called his banker and he said
that there wasn't anything he could do until the first of the
week. I then called Hank Runkle explaining my situation. Hank
then called the banker in Fairbanks. He asked if he was going
to pay the check. When Fairbanks said yes, Hank said, "Good,
I just took it out of your account and put it in Hein's account".
We didn't have to pay for any of those checks.
That was another of our Hairbreadth Harry escapes. Thank you again
Hank Runkle.