The Maroon Pajama Caper
or
Do You Believe in Spooks?
For several years I had wanted to go
to California to the Nixon Library. In early November in 1996,
since I was now a widower and free to go, I decided to take off.
I fired up my motor home some time in the afternoon figuring I
would go as far as possible that day. It became so dark that I
pulled into a rest stop at Albany, Oregon as it was too late to
go looking for an RV park.
During the night my practically new house batteries died. This
stopped the furnace. It quickly became extremely cold. Right at
that time I developed a terrible hurry call. Since my batteries
were dead I couldn't use the motor home toilet, so I hurried to
the rest room. Since I was on the trucker's side, and I was in
a terrible hurry anyway, it never occurred to me to look for a
sign. I went into the nearest restroom. I had no more than sat
down in the stall when I heard adjacent, obviously female, obviously
foreign voices. I realized I was in the wrong facility. Fortunately
they left and no more came in. I was able to slink out and return
to the motor home. As I left I was able to recognize that there
were no urinals.
Since I had bought the house batteries at Camping World in Mesa,
Arizona and there was a Camping World store at Wilsonville, Oregon
I returned there, assuming they could quickly get me back on the
road. The service manager told me they could get to me in two
weeks. I then returned to Portland to Ollinger, the factory representative
for my Itasca motor home. They could get to me in a week. This
convinced me that my trip was off so I returned to Longview to
Dahl's Electric. They could get to me the next day.
I returned home and was about to back into my driveway. My neighbor
came out and said, "You're only going to be overnight so
why not just leave it out here in the street?". This was
my third or fourth mistake. The next morning when I returned from
golf I noticed that my motor home's rear window looked strange.
There was a huge hole in it and there was no sign of a rock or missile.
My insurance company told me where to take it for replacements,
I had to juggle appointments for repairing the window and replacing
the batteries.
At the glass company a girl named Sue and I cleaned out the broken
glass. While we cleaned, the foreman made a template of the corners
and measured the window. A little over a week later I was called
in to install the new window. The window didn't quite fit so the
same foreman remeasured for the second glass. The window was close
enough that he left it in. It was better than the visqueen that
had been in.
At this point I went to Bellingham for Thanksgiving with my son
and daughter-in-law. On my return I was called in for the installation.
The window still didn't fit. At this point a different young man
made an actual complete template of the window. Somehow, in the
manufacture of the pattern, he completely destroyed the drapes
that were on that window plus the two adjacent drapes. I showed
the destruction to the office lady at the glass company. She had
their insurance adjuster contact me.
Since I was about to leave for New York for a visit with my other
son and daughter-in-law we decided to postpone any further action
until after Christmas. Also, the insurance adjuster was up to
his eyeballs in connection with all the damage from the weather
at that time.
At this point I removed the mattress, sleeping bag, pillows and
bedspread and put them in the kitchen area so there would be no
further damage and it would be wide open for the replacement of
the glass.
For Christmas I went up to Bellingham to be with the same son
and daughter-in-law that I had spent Thanksgiving with. Since
Sally has five cats and I don't like cats I stayed in a motel.
We had a most enjoyable Christmas but the next morning there was
a terrible snow storm forecast. I got up early, packed, had breakfast,
filled my gas tank and left town figuring I'd go until the weather
stopped me. Fortunately, with a heavy car, I had no real difficulty
and made it all the way home.
It was several days before I got around to emptying my travel
bag and when I did I found that there were no pajamas in the bag.
The only ones missing from my drawer were my maroon ones. I called
the motel, said I'd stayed in room 209 and were some maroon pajamas
turned in by the maid? The manager said no, but would I call back
in a few days and she would check. When I called back, no there
were no pajamas. I figured that the maid's husband or boyfriend
had a practically new pair of P.J's.
Eventually, the window was in and the drapery lady installed the
new drapes and shades. Unfortunately the drapes were about 5/8"
too long and drooped. So, rather than making her rework them,
I dropped the tracks on which the lower glides were attached.
This worked fine as I did the first four drapes. When I came to
the side where the pillows were, I picked off the first pillow,
there was the pair of pajamas I had left in Bellingham almost
two months before. To say I was shocked would be a major understatement.
I was positive there had been no P.J's at anytime that Sue or
I had worked in the motor home. I stopped at the glass company
and asked her. She was equally positive. The young man who had
made up the bed after the window was finally installed no longer
works there, but Sue knew that he is now going to Longview Community
College and she would check with him for me.
In about a week she
called and said, no, there were no P.J's under the pillow when
he put it together. Since the motor home is always locked and I
have the only keys there is absolutely no possibility whatsoever
that any live human being put those maroon P.J's under the pillow.
Do you believe in Spooks? I certainly do now. The only conclusion
I can come to is that my little wife who died in September, 1996
is still around picking up after me as she did for over 57 married
years. If God has let her have powers like this I sure wish she'd
do something about my golf game.